http://www.officialjesuschrist.com/ The life and times of a gun-toting, crack addicted Jesus Christ and friends. New comics every Tuesday and Thursday. en-us bitchslap-rss v1.0 dhetrick@gmail.com dhetrick@gmail.com http://www.officialjesuschrist.com/main.php?strip=490 Whoa! I'm late again. Man, I really got to start taking it easy with all the whippets. Not nitrous oxide, the little birds. I'm up all night feeding them and painting small faces on their feathers. Yeah, I know. You're not supposed to feed them after midnight, but I'm not Jewish, so it's cool. I mean, I used to be Jewish, this one time when I got drunk and painted a yarmulke on my bald head with spray paint and glitter. Then, I got sober, and became an evangelical Christian until the handover wore off. Then, I had lunch at Arby's. See you kids on Thursday! Enjoy! http://www.officialjesuschrist.com/main.php?strip=489 Whoa, I'm freaking late today. You know why? 'Pie.' That's all I'm gonna say about it. Seriously, pie made me late. Anyway, that's that. I'll see you kids next week, yeah? Yeah. Enjoy! http://www.officialjesuschrist.com/main.php?strip=488 http://www.officialjesuschrist.com/main.php?strip=487 Whoop, there it used to be, last summer, before all those guys with their styrofoam hats and crudely fashioned fiberglass dildos went and did that thing to all thoses guys that one time with that thing and the other thing, you know, the wooden one? Not the one that's on fire, that's for sure. That thing is just like those other things that guy had that one time. Anyway, that's that. I'll see you next week. Beep! Enjoy! http://www.officialjesuschrist.com/main.php?strip=486